Update
heading to the station this am, a black clad ninja travelling at speed,appears out of the dark.Ninja has no lights, no helmet, no reflectors, possibly no common sense.
He/she whatever, is at terminal velocity. I go left,it goes right, game on mo fo.
I let out a scream,aaarrrrrgggghhhhh.
I flic to the right at the moment of impending doom.Ninja goes into the bushes at the side of cycle track. I let out a woop of relief, I'm unharmed and still going forward.
Couldn't be arsed to check on the dark rider,continue to station.