betty swollocks
large member
I love limericks me: they can be so deliciously bawdy and yet at the same time, so entirely innocent.
Some favourites of mine:-
There was a young lady named Ransome,
Who was ravished three times in a hansom.
As she cried out for more,
A voice from the floor groaned.
"Lady, the name's Simpson not Samson!"
There was a young man called Denzil
Whose dick was as sharp as a pencil.
It went through an actress
Two sheets and a mattress
And shattered a bedroom utensil.
There once was plumber named Lee
Who plumbed his girl by the sea.
Said the girl, "Someone's coming."
Said the plumber still plumbing,
"That's not someone coming, it's me!"
There once was a lady of Chichester
Who made all the saints in their niches stir.
One morning at matins
Her breasts in white satins
Made the Bishop of Chichester's britches stir
Other contributions please!
Some favourites of mine:-
There was a young lady named Ransome,
Who was ravished three times in a hansom.
As she cried out for more,
A voice from the floor groaned.
"Lady, the name's Simpson not Samson!"
There was a young man called Denzil
Whose dick was as sharp as a pencil.
It went through an actress
Two sheets and a mattress
And shattered a bedroom utensil.
There once was plumber named Lee
Who plumbed his girl by the sea.
Said the girl, "Someone's coming."
Said the plumber still plumbing,
"That's not someone coming, it's me!"
There once was a lady of Chichester
Who made all the saints in their niches stir.
One morning at matins
Her breasts in white satins
Made the Bishop of Chichester's britches stir
Other contributions please!