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deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
At a mere 600g they're far too lightweight to be any use on the land.
 

Saluki

I've run away with my friends to..
Location
...New Tealandia
600g peasants. There won't be much good eating to be had from them. Although they could make a nice stock I suppose. Quite a high price to make stock with, I'll stick to an OXO cube I think.
 

Saluki

I've run away with my friends to..
Location
...New Tealandia
Peasant stock?
Not enough meat on a 600g peasant to do a proper stew, is there.
 
Lead shot hazard?
We once had a difficult patient for a Barium meal

She questioned everyone's abilities and was negative until the radiologist asked if he was seeing pheasant or rabbit in her bowel

She was amazed that he could see a 6 week old meal and now had nothing but admiration

What had actually been seen was lead shot lodged in the villi of the small intestine and the likely cause was eating game
 
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