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lines you don't hear very often...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Arch, 25 Oct 2007.

  1. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    York, UK
    A sad story:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7061885.stm

    But what attracted me was the sentence:

    "An argument broke out between Mr Jenner and Mr McCormick and continued after the defendant offered to buy him a sausage. "

    I imagine it was one of those situations where you had to be there to understand it...

    Anyone got any other great lines from news stories?
     
  2. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    why did he go to punch the girlfriend?
     
  3. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    She laughed at his sausage.
     
  4. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    I note that between paragraphs 1 & 5 that Mr. Gary Jenner had aged from 26 to 28.

    Now, that is one serious row over a sausage.
     
  5. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    I suppose the defendant was a head-banger?
     
  6. "Dring" seconds out...'...he wanted to batter her..." :evil:
     
  7. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    York, UK
    But now, he's had his chips...

    Still, at least he's not frittering time away in jail...
     
  8. I remember one from the Metro which was relaying the sad news that the owner of the playboy empire had died 'after a series of strokes'...
     
  9. Patrick wasn't the savaloyer involved was he?
     
  10. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'
    Was he a salted and a battered-ed?:evil:
     
  11. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    I know somebody who in total seriousness uttered the following 'one-time-only' line; "My cheese-board is abbutted against the coving"