lines you don't hear very often...

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Married to Night Train
A sad story:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7061885.stm

But what attracted me was the sentence:

"An argument broke out between Mr Jenner and Mr McCormick and continued after the defendant offered to buy him a sausage. "

I imagine it was one of those situations where you had to be there to understand it...

Anyone got any other great lines from news stories?
 

walker

New Member
why did he go to punch the girlfriend?
 

Elmer Fudd

Miserable Old Bar Steward
I note that between paragraphs 1 & 5 that Mr. Gary Jenner had aged from 26 to 28.

Now, that is one serious row over a sausage.
 
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Married to Night Train
But now, he's had his chips...

Still, at least he's not frittering time away in jail...
 

Kirstie

Über Member
I remember one from the Metro which was relaying the sad news that the owner of the playboy empire had died 'after a series of strokes'...
 

Aperitif

Meme bar
Patrick wasn't the savaloyer involved was he?
 

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
I know somebody who in total seriousness uttered the following 'one-time-only' line; "My cheese-board is abbutted against the coving"
 
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