Little known but surprising facts about colleagues.

[Linford]

[QUOTE 2382379, member: 45"]Deadly serious. I put it to you sir that you are a charletan who has had such abysmal success with your horse flossing device bodged from an Anne Summers toy that you now spend your days trying to flog them to Poles in Lidl car park as the next generation in light sabres.[/quote]

That would be 'Charlatan' to you, and you are quite mistaken. My customers include Olympic competitors, Royal families both here and in the Emirates, international eventers, and the organisation which governs Horse racing in the UK......

 

[Linford]

[QUOTE 2382441, member: 45"]Of course they do linf, of course they do.

Poundland are good for batteries, or so I'm told.[/quote]

It beats wiping bums in my spare time

 

[Arch]

[QUOTE 2382505, member: 45"]You're right, but I knew if I typed that this would just turn into another Linf/MrP thread.[/quote]

I think that happened when you started baiting him....

 

[srw]

[QUOTE 2382529, member: 45"]...if baiting means messing about in the same way as I do with others on here (which doesn't result in gratuitous offence) then I plead guilty...[/quote]
Now - about your band camp experience. Where, exactly, did the flute go?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When it comes to baiting there's a master or two here.

 

[Arch]

[QUOTE 2382529, member: 45"]...if baiting means messing about in the same way as I do with others on here (which doesn't result in gratuitous offence) then I plead guilty...[/quote]

Yeah. but you've been here long enough* to know who's going to react how....

*About a week longer than me, I think.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Is this the right thread to say I have sunbathed with a Tellytubby?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Was said Tellytubby a colleague?

Oh. Girlfriend of a colleague who didn't like hot weather. My mistake.

 

[Aperitif]

[QUOTE 2382669, member: 1314"]Don't forget the Village Idiot needs a bit of cooing sometimes.[/quote]
That's why everyone is pretending to have 'colleagues' User - as an act of support!

 

[siadwell]

I used to work with someone who was the cox in the Oxford crew that won the boat race in 1978 - the year that Cambridge had to swim for it.

 

[Linford]

This thread is a bit like the ones which start with 'I've got a 'mate' who has a funny looking rash on his manhood'

 

[Aperitif]

This thread is a bit like the ones which start with 'I've got a 'mate' who has a funny looking rash on his manhood'

If your mate had a rash on his manhood then it would be all over Channel 4 racing!