Little Ms Sunshine

[Arch]

Basingstoke- not actually twinned with anywhere but does have a suicide pact with Grimsby.

When my bro-in-law worked there, he started to call it Basingrad, and the name has stuck...

 

[Origamist]

I suspect the young lady and her entourage were visitors for the day, perhaps lured into Hampshire by the promise of lax security in Primark.

Little did they know that after a chance encounter with Bollo they would be the unwitting stars of a You Tube upload and a CylcleChat thread!

 

[stephenb]

Little did they know that after a chance encounter with Bollo they would be the unwitting stars of a You Tube upload and a CylcleChat thread!

precursor to starring roles on Crimewatch?

 

[Origamist]

precursor to starring roles on Crimewatch?

They'd be more entertaining than Kirsty Young...

 

[Maz]

precursor to starring roles on Crimewatch?

This is why some forum members refuse to 'post a pic of themselves' in the CycleChat Café thread!

 

[liambauckham]

my answer to that one is

"excuse me miss, are you pregnant"
"no why?"

POW right in the kisser

p.s. its ok shes a chav

 

[Joe24]

my answer to that one is

"excuse me miss, are you pregnant"
"no why?"

POW right in the kisser

p.s. its ok shes a chav

Your going to hit a female chav? You realise what you could catch.
"Nah, duty skat, you tink dat you is propa big, you best watch innit" would be another good reply.
For a one word reply, just shout "CAT" , she will know what it means.

 

[liambauckham]

"Nah, duty skat, you tink dat you is propa big, you best watch innit"

i am programmed with 6 million forms of communication im sorry but f*ckwit isnt one of them

ha ha

 

[Joe24]

Actually, i could probably go into more slang.
Its from going to a school full of chavs and 'gangstas' that got me to speak that stuff.

 

[liambauckham]

does the f*ckwit language use hand gestures like say... italian or scouse?

 

[Joe24]

Depends.
We need Arch to do it in street. Can you knit a dipsey hat and some gold chains Arch and wear those when you do it? You know you could put them on ebay and fetch loads for them after aswell.

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

Some mates of theirs here - guess what happens next...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk&NR=1

 

[magnatom]

Some mates of theirs here - guess what happens next...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk&NR=1

That could have been very nasty! Darwin at work!

 

[ufkacbln]

Time for ze AirZound! :?:

Such words of Wisdom!

Make her dance the funky pedestrian!

 

[Bollo]

Some mates of theirs here - guess what happens next...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk&NR=1

That's just saved me a few bob on a turbo trainer.