itchyrider
Aka Chris
- Location
- london N16
Loads of little flies...
- Thread starter joebingo
- Start date
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jonny jeez
Squire
- Location
- Chislehurst, Kent, UK
Nooo. antenna are sooo yesterday, all the flying ants-about-town are using the ANTernet these days
cha-chig
by the way, try riding a motorcycle with an open face helmet throgh south london during the "swarm"... it really really hurts!
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
Or one of these.
buddha
Legendary Member
Not flies but fleas 
I had to squeeze in to a hedgerow yesterday to let a breakdown truck pass, on a single lane road (driver wasusing his satnav lost 
). Went to clip in and saw about 20 fleas having a good drink from my leg.
A dousing of water shifted them. And the emergency tube of TCP cream, in the saddlebag, came in handy.
Feeling itchy now
I had to squeeze in to a hedgerow yesterday to let a breakdown truck pass, on a single lane road (driver was
). Went to clip in and saw about 20 fleas having a good drink from my leg.A dousing of water shifted them. And the emergency tube of TCP cream, in the saddlebag, came in handy.
Feeling itchy now
Glow worm
Squire
- Location
- Near Newmarket
If one is ever crawlling around BEHIND your screen, but in front of the light panel - *** DO NOT SQUISH IT ***
They will walk out, but nothing will get their dead bodies out
I've had one in my work laptop screen for two years now. I didn't squish it, but it died strolling halfway across the screen - probably horrified at some of the nonsense I was typing at the time!
I've got used to it now but it does look a lot like a mis-placed comma sometimes. And a 0 or o often becomes a 9. I've tried highlighting and deleting the thing but for some reason that doesn't seem to work!
