London CC Christmas Drinks: Friday 14 December, The Stage Door Pub, Waterloo.

[Davywalnuts]

I don't mind, as previously said, am on a half day and skanked off the hot blonde, NOT the other-way around. So no worries. Shall I see if I can put one thigh on one table and one on the other to take up space?

And, what time shall I get there then? I think I will eat there... burgers look good.

 

[martint235]

The DH lot used to start arriving at about 4.30 so I'd say about then. I'll get there around 5ish.

The burgers are very, very good

 

[Davywalnuts]

Aye aye, that will do. Will allow for time to go to the gym, get pumped, apply the fake tan and make my way in.. Oh no, damn it, I have to cycle home before hand.. damn it! I may miss out on the fake tan then.. Women like muscles over tans don't they?

 

[ianrauk]

[QUOTE 2200279, member: 1314"]Are we going with crackers? If so, can peeps bring some? I'll be helping tt with cake.[/quote]


Will there be room to pull crackers?

 

[Davywalnuts]

Will there be room to pull crackers?

Youre a taken man and I though Swmbo was coming too?

 

[rich p]

Sadly I shall have to use common sense and dip out this year. My little girl is 8.9 months pregnant and being pissed in London is probably not a good idea.

 

[Davywalnuts]

Sadly I shall have to use common sense and dip out this year. My little girl is 8.9 months pregnant and being ****ed in London is probably not a good idea.

But I thought men of yesteryear would used to leave the women to sort out the birth issues whilst men would wet the babies heads??

 

[ttcycle]

I may miss out on the fake tan then.. Women like muscles over tans don't they?

Sorry Davy but I think you may need more help than a bottle of fake n bake...

Sadly I shall have to use common sense and dip out this year. My little girl is 8.9 months pregnant and being ****ed in London is probably not a good idea.

Shame Rich but congrats on the imminent arrival of the little nipper!

 

[ianrauk]

Mrs Ian now can't make it due to babysitter problems... so I will be on my own.

 

[ttcycle]

Mrs Ian now can't make it due to babysitter problems... so I will be on my own.

Ah that's a real shame, I was looking forward to meeting her. Who's going to keep an eye on you now?!

 

[ianrauk]

Ah that's a real shame, I was looking forward to meeting her. Who's going to keep an eye on you now?!

You of course

 

[ttcycle]

You of course

That is a big responsibility. I don't know if I can handle the pressure.

 

[ttcycle]

I know, I will just stuff you full of cake until you're in a sugar coma in the corner..sorted!

 

[ianrauk]

I know, I will just stuff you full of cake until you're in a sugar coma in the corner..sorted!

We'll that's not so harsh.
I'm not gonna complain.

 

[ianrauk]

Very wise. If you had turned that down I would have had to designate Long Martin to look after you.

He's going to have enough on his plate looking after himself, and we all know that he's really not that capable at that.