Look who's coming to dinner....

[bonj2]

If I invite George W Bush can he be one of the dead guests?

Depends what you're planning to cook I suppose

 

[ChrisKH]

My Mum. Dad & Grandfather. All of whom are either physically or mentally no longer here.

And could I squeeze in Bill Bryson.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Yngwie Malmsteen
Ritchie Blackmore
Anna Kornikova

 

[stephec]

The Sugarbabes.

 

[bonj2]

Anna Kornikova

ooh yeah i'd have 'er.

 

[Smeggers]

Bananarama

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

ooh yeah i'd have 'er.

Hey back off pal I saw her first

 

[domtyler]

Jeremy Clarkson
Paul 'Safe Speed' Smith
bonj

 

[Kirstie]

Patrick Stevens
Bonj
User

...and then i might invite Arch, Cathryn and Buggi around to stir up the conversation at various points, if it needed it.

 

[Smeggers]

User482
Bonj
Will Self or Simoncc (whoever is cheapist)

 

[terry huckle]

Joanna Lumley
Ben Elton
Twiggy

 

[Pete]

If I invite George W Bush can he be one of the dead guests?

Depends what you're planning to cook I suppose

If anybody wants any tips...

 

[bonj2]

or you could take him here

(always makes me laugh every time i pass it ever since that russian bloke got done over)

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

The Sugarbabes.

Which line up? You've GOT to have Mutyha!

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Depends what you're planning to cook I suppose

I heard he quite likes pretzels - without anything to wash them down with.