Looking good in front of the fair sex.......

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Gerry Attrick, 15 May 2010.

  1. Gerry Attrick

    Gerry Attrick Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant

    or not...

    As is my wont, went for a pleasant ride early this fair morn. A few miles from home, I met with an attractive young blonde lady on an almost as attractive horse. Instinctively as a male, I checked for excess snot on my fizzog, put on my best Lance Armstrong expression and bid the lady good day. (OK, I know I'm an old geezer, but pride won't let me give up hope).

    As said lady responds with a lovely smile and wave, Attrick hits a perfectly placed patch of gravel, and it being a bend, the inevitable happens. No, I didn't actually hit the deck, but the resulting sight of flailing arms and legs, accompanied by the extremely undignified language totally destroyed the carefully cultivated cool cyclist image I imagined I had manufactured.

    Why do things like this happen:blush:
     
  2. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth
    Ha! Nice one!
     
  3. palinurus

    palinurus Guru

    Location:
    Watford
  4. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    oSLo
    Cos the wife has super-natural powers and moves in mysterious ways! :smile:
     
  5. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    Mrs Attrick has a hidden camera attached to your bike so she can see exactly what you get up to. She's also been married to you so long she knows exactly what you're thinking at all times. She simply activated the hidden fool-o-meter on your bike at the appropriate moment. Simple. :smile:
     
  6. OP
    OP
    Gerry Attrick

    Gerry Attrick Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant

    Technology is amazing. She was at work at the time where she assures me she works flat out all day. Do you reckon she has charged one of her lackies with keeping an eye on my cycling adventures?:wacko:
     
  7. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    I'm saying nothing....

    *checks technology hidden under desk...*
     
  8. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    Salford, UK
    Who do you think was on the horse!
     
  9. OP
    OP
    Gerry Attrick

    Gerry Attrick Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant

    :smile::rofl:
     
  10. Yellow Fang

    Yellow Fang Guru

    Location:
    Reading
    What bothers me about your story is that you found the horse nearly as attractive as the young, blond lady.
     
  11. OP
    OP
    Gerry Attrick

    Gerry Attrick Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant

    Yeah, well, Lincolnshire is a fairly remote county:blush:
     
  12. Crankarm

    Crankarm Guru

    Location:
    Nr Cambridge
    :biggrin::laugh::laugh:

    A fine filly ......... :smile:
     
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