Madge to jack in the day job...

[rich p]

A friend told me in the boozer tonight, that his ex-brother-in-law's hairdresser's husband had told him in strictest confidence that Her Majesty was going to announce her abdication on Thursday afternoon.
Ladbrokes had stopped taking bets so it must be true.
Arise, King Charles.

 

[Aperitif]

You've got a stray 'i' in there, Rich.

 

[rich p]

The beer was weak but I had more of it to compensate. Liz is toast.

 

[Lilliburlero]

Not going to happen.

 

[Aperitif]

Tiara then, Liz (I borrowed your stray 'i' )

 

[Aperitif]

Not going to happen.

Rich's friend's ex-brother-in-law's hairdresser's husband has told you different then? Hard to beleve.

 

[snorri]

A friend told me in the boozer tonight, .

Tonight? That news was on CycleChat a week ago.
Your getting out and about a bit much richp, all the news you need is available on CC

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

Yes that story was in the tabloids last week. Never know, could be true. But if Charles was to become king, would he keep the name Charles ? eg. Prince Albert becoming George VI.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

My first thought on seeing the thread title: "Madonna's giving up singing?"

 

[phil_hg_uk]

My first thought on seeing the thread title: "Madonna's giving up singing?"

Me to, we can hope

 

[rich p]

Tonight? That news was on CycleChat a week ago.
Your getting out and about a bit much richp, all the news you need is available on CC

Oh!
Stand at ease, then.

 

[Aperitif]

Oh!
Stand at ease, then.

Lend Phil one of your spare vowels, Rich. Ta.
Can you imagine 'Prince' Charles as the nation's figurehead. Royal T would 'become a laughing stock'...or is it that already? "Arise Sir Riccard of Beersworth"

 

[Aperitif]

Will she keep the night job,Rich?

Only if they give her a lighter sword. the regular one is far too heavy these days...

 

[Aperitif]

I've got a Swiss Army knife she could borrow.

Has it got a prick removal tool? She would feel a right Charlie using that...

 

[Aperitif]

Something to remove thorns in the side I meant.