Am just about to go out for a meal in Llangollen before the town is sacked by drunken Welsh out celebrating. The landlords are all English, so they'll grit their teeth and try to stop their tills overheating by diverting the Dee.
Fortuitously, I've recently discovered that my paternal great grandmother was born in Wales. As I've never performed at an international level at any sport, can I now start to support the Welsh Rugby Team ? It breaks my heart to support the leek munching whiners but "any port in a storm" I believe.