Making your own porn film

Cycling Naturalist

Legendary Member
Location
Llangollen
A sports club I'm a member of had suggested doing a "Calendar Girls" style nude calendar for charity. I pointed out that they're now two a penny and suggested going a bit further and doing our own porn film. The idea was not rejected outright, but I was instructed to think it through a bit further and have some detailed proposals for the next committee meeting.

Has anyone any useful advice?
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
It should include two "lesbians" getting down to it on a wooden floor, flooded with winter sunlight, wearing nowt but white fluffy socks... or, two ageing members of the WI pushing the cakes off the trestle table before going for it hell for leather.
 

Tetedelacourse

New Member
Location
Rosyth
Patrick Stevens: "Porn doesn't interest me"

Patrick Stevens: "How does one go about setting up a porn website, and how does it generate cash?"

Patrick Stevens: "I... suggested going a bit further and doing our own porn film."

My advice would be search your feelings Mr Stevens, all the knowledge you need is within you.

If that fails, ping Trusty, he's a mucky skipper.
 

ChrisKH

Veteran
Location
Essex
Direct rather than star in it yourself. My brother's mate's father went AWOL during a period of mid-life crisis and returned home after nine months gave his mother a STD and then confessed to having starred in a number of low budget porn films.
 

walker

New Member
Location
Bromley, Kent
ChrisKH said:
Direct rather than star in it yourself. My brother's mate's father went AWOL during a period of mid-life crisis and returned home after nine months gave his mother a STD and then confessed to having starred in a number of low budget porn films.
classic, I want to shake that mans hand....... from a distance.

there are adverts for people to attend porn films in the Metro and It always makes me think If I should try it for an afternoon.
 

walker

New Member
Location
Bromley, Kent
oh yes of course
 

domtyler

Über Member
Why not produce our own "Cycle-Chat Productions (c)" feature?

Presenting Arch as "The Village Bike", Pat Stevens as "The Greasy Nipple" and Fnaar as "The Baby Elephants Trunk"...
 
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