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Making your own porn film

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Cycling Naturalist, 10 Oct 2007.

  1. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    A sports club I'm a member of had suggested doing a "Calendar Girls" style nude calendar for charity. I pointed out that they're now two a penny and suggested going a bit further and doing our own porn film. The idea was not rejected outright, but I was instructed to think it through a bit further and have some detailed proposals for the next committee meeting.

    Has anyone any useful advice?
     
  2. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    It should include two "lesbians" getting down to it on a wooden floor, flooded with winter sunlight, wearing nowt but white fluffy socks... or, two ageing members of the WI pushing the cakes off the trestle table before going for it hell for leather.
     
  3. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Patrick Stevens: "Porn doesn't interest me"

    Patrick Stevens: "How does one go about setting up a porn website, and how does it generate cash?"

    Patrick Stevens: "I... suggested going a bit further and doing our own porn film."

    My advice would be search your feelings Mr Stevens, all the knowledge you need is within you.

    If that fails, ping Trusty, he's a mucky skipper.
     
  4. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    Direct rather than star in it yourself. My brother's mate's father went AWOL during a period of mid-life crisis and returned home after nine months gave his mother a STD and then confessed to having starred in a number of low budget porn films.
     
  5. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    classic, I want to shake that mans hand....... from a distance.

    there are adverts for people to attend porn films in the Metro and It always makes me think If I should try it for an afternoon.
     
  6. Lord of the Teapot

    Lord of the Teapot New Member

    And porn films are not two a penny? :blush: :angry:

    Most are free.
     
  7. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent

    £20 each last time I went to look for them
     
  8. Lord of the Teapot

    Lord of the Teapot New Member

    Internet porn is free, if you go to the right sites. Sorry Walker, I should of stated.
     
  9. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    oh yes of course
     
  10. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Why not produce our own "Cycle-Chat Productions (c)" feature?

    Presenting Arch as "The Village Bike", Pat Stevens as "The Greasy Nipple" and Fnaar as "The Baby Elephants Trunk"...
     
  11. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    Steady on - the virtuous Arch would want to have nothing to go with such a tawdry enterprise. :blush:
     
  12. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    with bonj the village idiot :blush:
     
  13. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Surely if you set up a camcorder behind the toilets in Llangollen Square on a Saturday night you would have every perversion known to man on film within a couple of hours?
     
  14. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Struts manfully and proudly round the office, checking out his packet in the mirror...:blush:
     
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  15. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    ................and looks forward to the scene with the donkey. :blush:
     
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