Making your own porn film

[Tetedelacourse]

Let me know when the gimp scene is about to be filmed and I will change spidey into gimpy.

 

[ChrisKH]

gave his mother an STD?

gave his wife an std. who is my brother's mate's...........oh never mind.

 

[Dayvo]

I could be in it!

I go down but I cum up again!

 

[Arch]

Why not produce our own "Cycle-Chat Productions (c)" feature?

Presenting Arch as "The Village Bike", Pat Stevens as "The Greasy Nipple" and Fnaar as "The Baby Elephants Trunk"...

Excuse me! And what exactly are you insinuating?

 

[andy_wrx]

Excuse me! And what exactly are you insinuating?

Do you regret using that emoticon, Arch ?

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Do you regret using that emoticon, Arch ?

Ditto re your avatar Andy?

 

[domtyler]

Excuse me! And what exactly are you insinuating?

Sorry miss, I knew I would be deep in the brown stuff as I typed it but couldn't resist once my finger was poised over the Submit button!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Sorry miss, I knew I would be deep in the brown stuff as I typed it but couldn't resist once my finger was poised over the Submit button!

Arch, if it's his first offence, then perhaps 50 lashes will suffice?

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Sorry miss, I knew I would be deep in the brown stuff as I typed it but couldn't resist once my finger was poised over the Submit button!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

gave his wife an std. who is my brother's mate's...........oh never mind.

I'm not sure that the story line is that important.

 

[ChrisKH]

I'm not sure that the story line is that important.

If it's any help his father was big, fat, balding and had a moustache. Much like a German plumber in fact.

 

[Arch]

Do you regret using that emoticon, Arch ?

Give dom 50 lashes, Patrick? For free? What sort of charity do you think I am...

 

[Fnaar]

Sorry miss, I knew I would be deep in the brown stuff as I typed it but couldn't resist once my finger was poised over the Submit button!

ooh, I've never been able to find that magical button....can you tell me where it is?

 

[walker]

ooh, I've never been able to find that magical button....can you tell me where it is?

8 inches south of the belly button

 

[Elmer Fudd]

8 inches south of the belly button

< Fetches tape measure > " Come here Mrs. Fudd "