Man Convicted of Molesting Bicycle Seats.

[Aperitif]

You can't do that.
Reincarnation is when you die and come back as a tin of condensed milk.

Class Maz, class!

 

[Rab]

What I want to know is how do you give a bike one?

I'm not sure if I read it, more probably my imagination but I think he may have entered the seat tube area

 

[Milo]

Dont look wide enough to me

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Snurgling, I believe it's called. Sniffing ladies' bike saddles, that is. At least, so a friend of mine tells me.

 

[rikki]

slashing their tyres

Now that is plain bloody weird sick

 

[rikki]

He could be related to [or at least relate to] the leader of the opposition in Western Australia http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=453980

The "Liberal Party" in Australia is what you would call conservative.

 

[Aperitif]

slashing their tyres

Now that is plain bloody weird sick

Might be a typo and missing the word 'on'..?

 

[Mac66]

I've heard of sniffing ladies bike saddles When I get reincarnated, I'm coming back as a ladies bike saddle!

But only a beautiful woman's saddle I presume? Wouldn't want a minger sat on you all day I imagine?

 

[ColinJ]

How can you molest an inanimate object?

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[redjedi]

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Why did you post that? Now I'm feeling sick

 

[ColinJ]

Why did you post that? Now I'm feeling sick

Oops . Mind you, I think the smilies ----> <---- were a strong hint!

 

[thePig]

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Anyone know where I can find a second hand machinery shop?