http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow
At least he'll have no problem getting it into the sack
At least he'll have no problem getting it into the sack
Man marries pillow
- Thread starter Greedo
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numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
God he must be HARD up 
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
A local character married his dog. The wedding was well enough publicised, but things got a bit difficult when the bitch got pregnant. Jake was his usual phlegmatic self and declared it an immaculate conception. Asked why, he replied that as far as he and the dog were concerned the marriage was strictly platonic, and he was absolutely sure she would never have been unfaithful to him!
IIRC the son's name was Manoyle.
IIRC the son's name was Manoyle.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Greedo said:
Or between the sheets.
IGMC
Crankarm
Guru
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
.......wonder if the pillow gives good head....
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Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
If he's into Oral he might feel a little down in the mouth...
Crankarm
Guru
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
Still if they want to delay having cushions he should use featherlite .......
I wonder who gave the pillow away?
Is this the same nutter or relative of who was caught having sex with a tree?
I wonder who gave the pillow away?
Is this the same nutter or relative of who was caught having sex with a tree?
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
Maz said:
oak um on…
MadoneRider1991
Über Member
- Location
- Dorset
johnnyh said:as sung about by Spinal Tap...
"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'"
