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Maths

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Yorkshireman, 26 Jul 2007.

  1. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman New Member

    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."



    :thumbsup:
     
  2. Cab

    Cab New Member

    Location:
    Cambridge
    Not bad :thumbsup:

    But a more convincing bit of mathematical genius can be found here:

     
  3. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman New Member

    :thumbsup: The old ones are often the best :thumbsup:
     
  4. Cab

    Cab New Member

    Location:
    Cambridge

    As often as not :?:

    I came across that sketch the other day, hadn't seen in years. I was looking on youtube for the Abbott and Costello 'baseball sketch', an absolute classic. Can you believe that I have friends who have never seen it? :thumbsup:
     
  5. abchandler

    abchandler Senior Member

    Location:
    Worcs, UK
    Did they do any explanations involving ducks?

    Apologies to those not afflicted by the previous debate on C+
     
  6. monnet

    monnet Über Member

    I agree entirely
     
  7. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman New Member

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