Maxims to live your life by

[Dec66]

I'll start with this one;

Never buy a Mercedes-Benz.

 

[Chris S]

Never drink yellow snow.

 

[Gunk]

I'll start with this one;

Never buy a Mercedes-Benz.

Bought a new Merc in 1999, very nice car spoilt by crap dealers and the fact it rusted after only 4 years. We ended up running it in to the ground. After that we went back to BMW estates.

 

[Dec66]

Bought a new Merc in 1999, very nice car spoilt by crap dealers and the fact it rusted after only 4 years. We ended up running it in to the ground. After that we went back to BMW estates.

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"Spoilt by crap dealers"

And there's the nub of my issue.

 

[biggs682]

Never marry your sister ....oh not that i ever have

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Let go of that which you cannot control

 

[newfhouse]

Good workers don’t come cheap.

 

[PeteXXX]

Pay peanuts, get monkeys 🙊

 

[Drago]

If at first you don't succeed, then you're a politician.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Don't try too hard

 

[Slick]

Hard graft is the answer to most issues.

 

[chriswoody]

Some days you're the pigeon, others you're the statue.

 

[biggs682]

Treat others the way you want to be treated

 

[Mike Ayling]

Bought a new Merc in 1999, very nice car spoilt by crap dealers and the fact it rusted after only 4 years. We ended up running it in to the ground. After that we went back to BMW estates.

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We're your BMWs fitted with turning indicators?

 

[Specialeyes]

Many a Mickle makes a... lot of clean chains