Maxims to live your life by

[ebikeerwidnes]

It's not how hard you try or what you could do, it's what you do do.

It sometimes what you try to do and try to succeed that shows what you are

unless you only tried to look good or tried knowing that you couldn;t really do it

but the path to hell is paved with Good Intentions and all that
but then if you don;t try you never succeed - which implies that you sometimes try and fail

 

[mistyoptic]

Mrs O’s favourite is “if you don’t ask, the answer is always ‘no’”

 

[Jameshow]

Always know where your towel is.

And toilet roll!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Not sure if I've done this one - "He who hingeth aboot, getteth hee-haw"

 

[BigSid]

Never forget your subordinate today could be your boss tomorrow.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It’s not the falling that hurts, it’s hitting the ground.

 

[Gwylan]

It’s not the falling that hurts, it’s hitting the ground.

No. It's the ground hitting you

Remember you are always the victim.