Meaningless marketing jargon

[Beebo]

I’ve just found this on my shower gel.
100% nature inspired fragrance

What does that mean? Are we supposed to believe it is 100% natural? It is just weasel words.

Any other examples of this sort of meaningless rubbish.

 

[Pumpkin the robot]

Aircraft grade aluminium.
Normally that means it is common garden grade 6082T6, the most commonly used in the uk, and one that is provided if you just ask for aluminium.

 

[Sharky]

Cool as a mountain stream - how could any ciggie be described like this?

Never smoked, but always remember the advert.

 

[Grant Fondo]

No it isnt. It looks sh*te.

 

[Dave7]

No it isnt. It looks sh*te.
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And tastes like sh*te so its a genuine claim.
And yes..... Mrs D serves it every Monday

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Aerodynamic GPS - aero bollox.

 

[classic33]

No it isnt. It looks sh*te.
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You'll have tried them both?

 

[Grant Fondo]

You'll have tried them both?

What 'Doubly Delicious'*?

*apologies to non-cat owners out there.

 

[Grant Fondo]

What 'Doubly Delicious'*?

*apologies to non-cat owners out there.

Maybe 'Singularly Sh*ite' would have been more accurate?

 

[matiz]

"Hand cooked kettle chips" where do they find the hot handed employees.

 

[Drago]

60% of the time, it works every time.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ccp-lEmoAE

 

[NorthernDave]

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I’ve just found this on my shower gel.
100% nature inspired fragrance

What does that mean? Are we supposed to believe it is 100% natural? It is just weasel words.

Any other examples of this sort of meaningless rubbish.

To be honest, there is quite a lot of stuff in nature that doesn't smell too pleasant and that you really wouldn't want in your shower gel.

Mind you, the other day I was tempted to an oven roasted chicken for lunch.
Although I'm not sure what other roasting methods are available..?

 

[Dave 123]

Brexit- taking back control.

 

[Drago]

Denim. For men who don't have to try...too hard.

 

[MontyVeda]

I've got some socks with BODYGLOVE written on the toes. It baffles me every time I pull one on... it's only a trainer liner type sock, so not really a 'body' glove in any way, shape or form. 'FOOTGLOVE' would be more accurate... or even 'SOCK'