Meaningless marketing jargon

[Archie_tect]

"Never knowingly undersold!"

They can charge as much as they like, but if you notice it cheaper somewhere else, they condescend to 'reduce' their massive profit margins down to normal to sell you something for the same price as everyone else charges... please go to the other place to buy it!

 

[tom73]

New and improved. Always makes you think so for years your product was a load of crap then?

 

[tom73]

Omega 3 fish fingers. Aka any old white fish minced up that otherwise yummy mummies wolund not dream of feeding the little darlings with.

 

[sheddy]

because you're worth it. Oh just pish off

 

[Grant Fondo]

It wasn't really was it? It was just a way of rhyming 'appliance' in adverts.

 

[slowmotion]

Seen on a small white delivery van in W14.....

"Artisan Pizza Solutions"

 

[slowmotion]

My all time favourite, "Artemis The Profit Hunter".

Would anybody seriously put their money in the hands of people who come up with this puerile Tin Tin bollocks?

 

[irw]

You buy one, you get one free, you but one, you get one free, you buy one...

CALL 0800 106 107 NOOOOOW!

 

[classic33]

CALL 0800 106 107 NOOOOOW!

Where's the NOOOOOW button on a phone?

 

[Andy in Germany]

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I’ve just found this on my shower gel.
100% nature inspired fragrance

What does that mean? Are we supposed to believe it is 100% natural? It is just weasel words.

Any other examples of this sort of meaningless rubbish.

I strongly suspect a lot of the dissertation I currently have to write would come under this category if I translated it into English.

 

[EltonFrog]

...and talking of marketing BS.

Valentines Day.

 

[MichaelW2]

London, Paris, Swaffham, Rome.

 

[Proto]

Machined from “Billet Aluminium”

Which means machined from a lump of aluminium cut from a bar. Nothing special about that at all.

Another is “CNC machined”

Is there any other sort of machining these days?

 

[Drago]

"The Labour Party - We're not commies, honest!"

Where do I sign?

 

[Globalti]

Globaaaaaaltiiiii!
@Globalti

This is your department. Please explain yourself.

It means the smell is inspired by Nature, which means a perfumer sat and created a vaguely herbal pine fragrance (or whatever it claims to be) which is mostly synthetic but will contain some tiny amounts of natural essential oils to justify the label claims.