Measuring distance in cake

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young Ed

Veteran
being an incredible tight arse i find an apple or two and banana and some tesco value snack bars do fine!
Cheers Ed
 

TheDoctor

Europe Endless
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
IMHO a doughnut, ham, egg and chips, flapjack and fish 'n' chips will suffice for a 100 mile ride to Hunstanton. OTOH a chocolate croissant, chocolate cake and a cappuccino with 2 extra shots and 6 sugars won't get me up Ditchling at 6 am. Or any other time, probably.
A closed Chalet Reynard will get me back down Ventoux inside half an hour. Cursing the whole way, without deviation, hesitation or repetition.
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Miles per cake?

Pah.

Miles per pie for me. Anywhere between 0 mpp and 60 mpp in case you wanted to know.
 
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