Meet Yvette Caster

[glenn forger]

I thought this was a parody at first, then I realised she was serious:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/05/cyclists-are-a-menace-and-should-be-banned-from-the-roads-5482050/

bikes are for the likes of Benny Hill and Granville – they are the transport of clowns, buffoons and Boris Johnson. Exercising on them leaves you with a Peter Crouch physique – seriously unenviable. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve seen Sunday cyclists, merrily riding down a windy country lane SIDE BY SIDE in a 60 zone. It’s almost as if they want to be bumped off.

 

[steve50]

It's the Metro, what more needs to said! the internet version of the daily star, the sun or the daily fail.

 

[TissoT]

looking at some of her other reports This is not the first piece of Trash she has written .

 

[Berk on a Bike]

From her website: "I have worked for British papers including Metro, The Sun, The Mail On Sunday, The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The People and The Independent... I spend my time writing sex, food and travel features..."

Move over Woodward and Bernstein...

 

[Bollo]

Caster and Bollux.

 

[User32269]

What a nice person. Bet her articles for the scum and mail reverberate with wit and wisdom.

Knobhead.

 

[glenn forger]

Cycling makes you look like Peter Crouch? What the..?

 

[Neilsmith]

It's a pile of sh#t she should do well in modern journalism.

 

[ufkacbln]

She has obviously read this

 

[outlash]

Meh. Just another ignorant attention chasing failed novelist.

 

[glenn forger]

So, if I cycle I get taller?

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Meanwhile, on the front page of tomorrow's print edition...

 

[Accy cyclist]

Idiots like her encourage resentment and sometimes violence against cyclists.

 

[Hyslop]

So, if I cycle I get taller?

I wish.Mind you, a bike would do her no harm whatsoever.

 

[Hitchington]

She's probably best mates with that other "journalist" Petronella Wyatt