- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Give him a gentle hint. Hit him over the head. Then whisper in his shell like CHOCOLATES OR ELSE BUSTER.. What ! Whats wrong with that?
Far too subtle, you need to make it more obvious, I think.
Men... ahhhhhhh
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Far too subtle, you need to make it more obvious, I think.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Learnincurve
Senior Member
- Location
- Chesterfield
That was a nice gesture. He could have gone into any old service station or spar corner shop and picked you up some chocolates at any time, but instead at some point in his day he thought of you, remembered your breaks and then went out of his way to go to a bike shop.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
women..... ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Us men just can't ever get it right. No matter what we do - even if it's nothing
Us men just can't ever get it right. No matter what we do - even if it's nothing
Learnincurve
Senior Member
- Location
- Chesterfield
Hey don't lump me into that, I'd like someone to come home with random spare parts for me bikes.
Torvi
mr poopmechanic
- Location
- Wellingborough
haha i giggled heavy 
you should love him no matter what stupid idea he comes up with, after all we are just men
you should love him no matter what stupid idea he comes up with, after all we are just men 
Bastard, the king of smut beat me to it.I bought some lube for Miss Goodbody up the road, and I'm going round in a bit. She told me she'd got some whips in too
I've just choked on my beer reading this.
marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
Well? Do the brakes still squeal, or what?
from the internet to go and adjust my brakes after almost running someone over today!
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Shut Up Legs
Down Under Member
Are those euphemisms? Am I missing some torrid, slightly risque subtext in this thread?
