Men... ahhhhhhh

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Yebbut if your respective other halves did suddenly turn up with chocolates and flowers, you'd all wonder what he'd been up to...

providing he brings her home, I have no problems...

 

[User10119]

My ex MiCL* once bought me brake cleaner. And a can of bike spray. I thought they were blooming good presents. Even better that the A3 laminator she once got me.

No, I'm not being sarcastic.

*the thought occurs that altho in some corners of the internet that is self-explanatory, people on here might need a translation - ex Mother in Common Law, ie my ex's mum/my kids' granny.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

But I didn't need any brake cleaner!

If I had needed it and asked for it (like the ream of A4 paper I requested he come home with today) then fine... but as a present and when it is not needed?
(He knows we are trying hard to save money to get back out around the world...)

 

[Fnaar]

My wife gets flowers at least twice a month

Mine gets some twice a month too. Not sure where she buys them from, though

 

[Ern1e]

seems I have not managed to train him correctly. I've only been at it for 22 years I think... must try harder... now where is that walnut whip?

Now that explains it !! should have know ok so only three more years for him under training and well after that it should all be down hill as they say lol,and just how doe's he know this you may ask ? simples for me it's 34 years next month so fully house trained up now etc.

 

[Ern1e]

Give him a gentle hint. Hit him over the head. Then whisper in his shell like CHOCOLATES OR ELSE BUSTER. . What ! Whats wrong with that?

Speaking as a trained married person nothing at all my dear oh and before I forget "yes dear. what ever you say dear etc etc "

 

[welsh dragon]

Speaking as a trained married person nothing at all my dear oh and before I forget "yes dear. what ever you say dear etc etc "

Ahhh. Thats better. Peace returns again

 

[Ern1e]

Are those euphemisms? Am I missing some torrid, slightly risque subtext in this thread?

You may have perhaps or @KneesUp as yet not been through the programme ?

 

[Brandane]

I gave SWMBO a rolling pin once for Valentine's Day.

Did she use it? If so, how was the ambulance ride to casualty?

 

[MrPie]

Mine gets some twice a month too. Not sure where she buys them from, though

Mr. Goodbody of course. If I caught Mrs. Pie in the sack with the milkman I'd shake him by the hand and wish him the best of luck with her. Tag......you're it!

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I've just purchased my own chocolates off a certain website... they should get delivered next week
perhaps (though I doubt it) he may get the hint.

(I don't need to get a whip, there are plenty of them in the cow shed/stables spent the morning variously fixing IT problems and rounding up a herd of cows to separate a poorly one from the herd - not as easy as you would think and a handy whip is useful for tapping them on the backside when they refuse to move because they know what is coming next!)

 

[marknotgeorge]

I've just purchased my own chocolates off a certain website... they should get delivered next week
perhaps (though I doubt it) he may get the hint.

Certain website? Plain brown wrapping?

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Certain website? Plain brown wrapping?

do they do plain brown wrapping yet?

 

[classic33]

Chocolate Best Ever Chilli Hot

Organic raw ingredients:
cacao solids (50%) minimum, cacao butter, agave nectar, cacao powder, coconut butter, wild carob, cayenne chili pepper, cinnamon, Himalayan salt*

 

[SteCenturion]

Please accept these vitual e - oven gloves as a mark of respect, love & admiration for Womankind...

Now get me tea on.