Men bits

[oxbob]

c'mon girls get your revenge, what do call those dangly man bits?

 

[Auntie Helen]

Nothing new here:

Meat & 2 Veg
Undercarriage
(in German) Zentralmassif (or, if feeling a bit irritated with him, Zentralklein)

 

[Aperitif]

"service-trois-pièces" is an amusing variation from France - always makes me snigger...well it would wouldn't it?
Don't know if they chuck in a 'la brouette' there somewhere...

 

[wafflycat]

Family jewels
Norty bits
Dangly bits
Pork fillet
sausage and dumplings
Tressy ('cos it grows & grows)
If it's a particularly cold day, the meat & two veg may be reduced to a walnut whip & two dried prunes...

 

[postman]

Oxbob--What are you doing using my avatar.The one i use on the CTC site.

What a cheek.

 

[Mr Pig]

As a heterosexual male I find this thread offensive! Taking the piss out of male genitals, I mean really ;0)

 

[Crackle]

In your case they'd be called offal

 

[badkitty]

A hobby.

 

[Chuffy]

Pork sword is an old favourite.

Although Snapper's use of the term 'a full gruppeto' sticks in the mind.

 

[Mr Pig]

Pork sword is an old favourite. Although Snapper's use of the term 'a full gruppeto' sticks in the mind.

I have no idea what you are talking about ;0)

 

[Crackle]

Although Snapper's use of the term 'a full gruppeto' sticks in the mind.

My dog will be short of a couple of cranks soon.

 

[longers]

Jaded who used to pop in here has a good expression for that.

"Having his pockets picked"

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

In your case they'd be called offal

Perhaps that's just the smell?

 

[Keith Oates]

I've heard it referred to as the 'Wedding Tackle"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Black Sheep]

rythm stick (can then quote the blockheads)
mr winkey (as used to by my fiancee when at work - child nurse)
USB stick
impregnator of doom (as said by my friend mike moments before he tried to sit in a camp fire)
mighty rod of doom