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snorri

Legendary Member
Microsoft take a whole new approach to Windows problems.

Today my 'phone rang, tring tring, tring tring, tring tring.

Me ...........morning 83xxxx
Him...........Microsoft here we see you have problem with pc, we can help you with this
Me............ Oh yeah?
Him...........Are you on pc just now?
Me............ No
Him Could you please switch on pc?
Me ..........OK
Him...........I want you to focus on your keyboard.
Me.............OK
Him .........On bottom left of keyboard ,do you see CTRL key?
Me...........yes
Him and which key is next to it?
Me............FN
Him .........and next to that?
Me ............windows key
Him.......... I want you to press CTRL and Windows (and something else), now what do you see on screen?
Me ...........A pornographic image
Him.........What?
me............A pornographic image
Him.......... Do you have a window in your room there?
Me ..........Yes
Him...........Well take your laptop and throw it out the window.
Me ............Should I open the window first?
Him............Pxxx Off
Then he hung up on me:sad:.
Could this have been a hoax call?
 

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
This Dutch guy has fun with scammers.....

View: https://youtu.be/MQb_BEWJ6BY
 
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classic33

Legendary Member
You've been sent the picture. You accepted the terms when you pressed the keys in the order he requested.

Now you've to return it to him.
 

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
Nice bit of cherry picking for the quote.:rolleyes:

It was the pertinent element.

Maybe I'm weird but I wouldn't post a video I hadn't watched, especially one that's FIFTEEN minutes long.

(And for others who've yet to click on the video, the prankster completely fails at the task.)
 

glasgowcyclist

Charming but somewhat feckless
Location
Scotland
And the part of the post that says -
"The guys other videos are usually quite good. I'll see if I can edit the post with something more entertaining."
- was deemed to be irrelevant, even though the original post was immediately edited?
Yes, it's completely irrelevant. I'd already wasted 15 minutes watching it by then.
 

dave r

Dunking Diddy Dave Pedalling Pensioner
Microsoft take a whole new approach to Windows problems.

Today my 'phone rang, tring tring, tring tring, tring tring.

Me ...........morning 83xxxx
Him...........Microsoft here we see you have problem with pc, we can help you with this
Me............ Oh yeah?
Him...........Are you on pc just now?
Me............ No
Him Could you please switch on pc?
Me ..........OK
Him...........I want you to focus on your keyboard.
Me.............OK
Him .........On bottom left of keyboard ,do you see CTRL key?
Me...........yes
Him and which key is next to it?
Me............FN
Him .........and next to that?
Me ............windows key
Him.......... I want you to press CTRL and Windows (and something else), now what do you see on screen?
Me ...........A pornographic image
Him.........What?
me............A pornographic image
Him.......... Do you have a window in your room there?
Me ..........Yes
Him...........Well take your laptop and throw it out the window.
Me ............Should I open the window first?
Him............Pxxx Off
Then he hung up on me:sad:.
Could this have been a hoax call?
:rofl: very good
 
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