snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
Microsoft take a whole new approach to Windows problems.
Today my 'phone rang, tring tring, tring tring, tring tring.
Me ...........morning 83xxxx
Him...........Microsoft here we see you have problem with pc, we can help you with this
Me............ Oh yeah?
Him...........Are you on pc just now?
Me............ No
Him Could you please switch on pc?
Me ..........OK
Him...........I want you to focus on your keyboard.
Me.............OK
Him .........On bottom left of keyboard ,do you see CTRL key?
Me...........yes
Him and which key is next to it?
Me............FN
Him .........and next to that?
Me ............windows key
Him.......... I want you to press CTRL and Windows (and something else), now what do you see on screen?
Me ...........A pornographic image
Him.........What?
me............A pornographic image
Him.......... Do you have a window in your room there?
Me ..........Yes
Him...........Well take your laptop and throw it out the window.
Me ............Should I open the window first?
Him............Pxxx Off
Then he hung up on me.
Could this have been a hoax call?
Today my 'phone rang, tring tring, tring tring, tring tring.
Me ...........morning 83xxxx
Him...........Microsoft here we see you have problem with pc, we can help you with this
Me............ Oh yeah?
Him...........Are you on pc just now?
Me............ No
Him Could you please switch on pc?
Me ..........OK
Him...........I want you to focus on your keyboard.
Me.............OK
Him .........On bottom left of keyboard ,do you see CTRL key?
Me...........yes
Him and which key is next to it?
Me............FN
Him .........and next to that?
Me ............windows key
Him.......... I want you to press CTRL and Windows (and something else), now what do you see on screen?
Me ...........A pornographic image
Him.........What?
me............A pornographic image
Him.......... Do you have a window in your room there?
Me ..........Yes
Him...........Well take your laptop and throw it out the window.
Me ............Should I open the window first?
Him............Pxxx Off
Then he hung up on me.
Could this have been a hoax call?