Misheard song lyrics

[DRM]

Four hundred children and a croc in the field.

Sometimes mistaken for "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, four hundred children had a crap in the field"

 

[wiggydiggy]

NSFW


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f95vD0EdyXg


And also


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxG0zyweL2s


Pavaortti Elephants


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qByjA5pZopQ

 

[presta]

Metal guru is a chew.

 

[presta]

Simply Red, Holding Back the Ears

 

[Mrs M]

Sometimes mistaken for "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, four hundred children had a crap in the field"

Loose heel

 

[winjim]

NSFW


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f95vD0EdyXg


And also


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxG0zyweL2s


Pavaortti Elephants


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qByjA5pZopQ

God that takes me back about 20 years.

Simply Red, Holding Back the Ears

Wasn't that the sequel to BTTTM?

NSFW once again


View: https://youtu.be/8q49WOCd_JE?si=lcsuHfTNBIAM64o0




Have we had this classic yet?

View: https://youtu.be/RTH9MKiYvM0?si=mVJD3zDqo-f0w4y_

 

[presta]

"I make no promises, I can't do golden rain"

 

[presta]

Not song lyrics, but I recently heard these:

"Self-eating soup" (heating)

and

"Everyone should be a cannibal" (accountable)

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Electric_Andy]

I used to think the Madonna song was "Poppadum preach"

 

[Punkawallah]

I used to get in trouble from the kids for singing ‘Transformers! Robots eating pies!’

 

[Beebo]

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I’m going to take a lot of convincing that girl and squirrel sound similar.

 

[Beebo]

Here’s a topical one.
Apparently lots of people think the Three Lions words are “jewels remain still gleaming”.
When any sensible person knows it’s “jules Rimet still gleaming”

 

[Red17]

I always heard the Hendrix version of all along the watchtower as
Business man he drinks my wine, white man takes my herb.

But Google says otherwise.

 

[ColinJ]

I’m going to take a lot of convincing that girl and squirrel sound similar.

Let me try...