"Modesty"

[User6179]

Did you have them on back to front?

I just have a butt like Beyoncé

 

[Markymark]

I just have a butt like Beyoncé

Jay Z keeps banging it???

 

[User6179]

Jay Z keeps banging it???

 

[Jody]

Jay Z keeps banging it???

Think you got mixed up between Bey and Riri

 

[Markymark]

Think you got mixed up between Bey and Riri

It wouldn't suprise me.

 

[Jody]

It wouldn't suprise me.

Apparently why Solange gave him some fist in the lift.

 

[Markymark]

Apparently why Solange gave him some fist in the lift.

Ok now you are just making words up.

 

[sidevalve]

Coil it around your neck and pretend it's a scarf - it always works for me

 

[Jody]

Ok now you are just making words up.

Not that I know of. Solange is Beyoncé sister and she did indeed give him some fist in a lift.

 

[Markymark]

Not that I know of. Solange is Beyoncé sister and she did indeed give him some fist in a lift.

Oh ok.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Why is the dude wearing Colnago shorts with a Specialized bike ffs

Because he cant afford a top class bike and top class shorts. He spent the budget on his bike, then made do with the rest of his kit. Smart fella.

 

[captain nemo1701]

Who cares if people look at your package.

Exactly. Male ballet dancers don't seem to get hung up about their bulges and their tights are far more revealing!. Reminds me a bit of the 'Black Russian' codpiece gag in Blackadder.

The ladies in my firm are too polite to mention the shape of anything in my crotch but a male worker once mentioned the 'outline' to which I replied, "As a heterosexual man, I wonder why you seem to be preoccupied with my crotch". Seemed to work at the time.

Come on boys, don't get embarrassed about what mother nature gave you.

 

[RichardB]

Put a banana down the front of your shorts before walking into the office and then, when somebody points and says 'mate I can see your nob', you can swiftly yank it out (the banana, steady there) and shout, 'no mate it's a banana'.Then you can proceed to peel and eat it, thus replenishing your energy levels after your commute. Everyone wins.

I can see that working better with a large frankfurter - and don't swiftly yank it out but remove it slowly for the full effect. And then eat it.

 

[LocalLad]

if someone had said to me "i can see your co*k" i would have reported her because you bet your life if you had said "i can see you t*ts " you would be in a lot of trouble and most likely lost your job . you can not have one rule for one and not the other .

on a different note i keep my banana down the front of my tights just in case it gets cold

If someone said that to me, depending on my mood on the day, I'd have either put a grievance in to HR for sexual harassment in the workplace, or I would have simply responded with "I can see your tits"

 

[liambauckham]

tape it to your belly mate