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slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
I hope she gets the moolah. I'm quite surprised that the Lottery people seem to have a faintly flexible attitude to missing/destroyed tickets. Good for them.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Many of them will end up in handcuffs.
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
Tough..
no ticket, no pay.

If I played, I'd keep my ticket handy, not send it on a soggy dizzy.

Do you know anyone who doesn't go through pockets before throwing clothes in a wash?
yes , my wife.

without fail she never checks kids pockets. tissues, conkers, batteries , all sorts of things have been recovered from the sump of the washer.
 

Bobby Mhor

Legendary Member
Location
Behind You
yes , my wife.

without fail she never checks kids pockets. tissues, conkers, batteries , all sorts of things have been recovered from the sump of the washer.
Its that stare when you walk in and she gestures towards the offending item...
you just have to shuffle back out muttering whilst a verbal slapdown is being laid...
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
Its that stare when you walk in and she gestures towards the offending item...
you just have to shuffle back out muttering whilst a verbal slapdown is being laid...

If i load the machine I check , as its me that has to pull the machine out tip it backwrds to get the bucket under the drain at front , drain the water out , remove the pipe to the sump before the pump , clear the rubbish and then refit it all and then rewash the clothes.

the worst one was pulling a " towel" , yes that sort , out of the hole at the bottom of the drum after noticing a weird fluff on clothes comin out of the washer.

but apparently it is never her fault.

it is now a fine line between me being pissed enough not to care and sober enough to function normally when i am at home. I find 2 large glasses of rioja work really well.

working out of town is getting more appealing each month, if only for the sake of my liver.
 

Bobby Mhor

Legendary Member
Location
Behind You
If i load the machine I check , as its me that has to pull the machine out tip it backwrds to get the bucket under the drain at front , drain the water out , remove the pipe to the sump before the pump , clear the rubbish and then refit it all and then rewash the clothes.

the worst one was pulling a " towel" , yes that sort , out of the hole at the bottom of the drum after noticing a weird fluff on clothes comin out of the washer.

but apparently it is never her fault.

it is now a fine line between me being pissed enough not to care and sober enough to function normally when i am at home. I find 2 large glasses of rioja work really well.

working out of town is getting more appealing each month, if only for the sake of my liver.
Drunk..
I do everything for Mrs Mhor with a smile...
she cooks (mostly) for me..
you never pee off someone who cooks for you
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
Drunk..
I do everything for Mrs Mhor with a smile...
she cooks (mostly) for me..
you never pee off someone who cooks for you
going Wildly OT
aah cooking , those who cook don't have to do the washing up. unless i am cooking . which means washing up whats been left in the sink by everybody else before starting to cook, and leaving only the plates and final pans etc as i clean as i go.

i went on strike last year and it was 6 days of stuff in the sink and i broke first as i really cant stand it not being tidy. its not OCD !
 
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