more useless than the wasp?

[User482]

Belgium

The home of great beer, great chocolate, and mussels & chips.

 

[User169]

What a bizarre idea. What does one wear when one spends the weekend in the country?

That's true; I was thinking more "brown office shoes".

 

[theclaud]

Double breasted suits
Brown shoes

Ahem!

 

[User169]

Belgium

The most successful failed state. Can't say fairer than that.

 

[User169]

Ahem!

Is he American?

 

[User169]

US table manners - with specific reference to cutlery wielding

 

[theclaud]

Is he American?

I think he was from Bristol!

 

[User169]

I think he was from Bristol!

So he was chucked out in view of sundry satorial gaffes?

 

[theclaud]

So he was chucked out in view of sundry satorial gaffes?

To be fair, the snappiest suit he ever wore might have been the (single-breasted) one that got crop-dusted in North by Northwest. But if Cary Grant ain't good enough for you, I can only suggest that there are some sources of authority that are simply unassailable:

 

[Archie_tect]

Stan Laurel scrubbed up well.... useless dancer though

 

[Bollo]

How convenient for him to have a bike rack carved into his chin.

I've got a bum chin. My bike storage problems - solved!

 

[TheDoctor]

Have we had the Sinclair A-Bike yet?
I have ridden one, but I'd sooner disembowel myself with a spoon than ride one again.

 

[Bollo]

I would have thought that the A-bike would be sufficient for the disembowelling process without the need for a spoon.