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Mountain bikers are sexier
- Thread starter Pat "5mph"
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You'd best have a sit down before you come over all peculiar.Wow. What a choice. 1. Hot sweaty mamils in lycra who don't wave at other cyclists. Or 2. Hot sweaty muddy shabby dressed cyclists who also don't wave at other cyclists. How could I possibly choose between that lot.
iandg
Legendary Member
- Location
- Dumfries and Galloway
I need a mountain bike 
iandg
Legendary Member
- Location
- Dumfries and Galloway
I'm going to ride an 'MTB' race on my Cross-Check next week. Does that count?
OP
OP
- Location
- Glasgow
Yes, if you wear the baggies. Eat some spaghetti forehand to lose any roadie skinniness, then post pics after the event
iandg
Legendary Member
- Location
- Dumfries and Galloway
Aah.......... I've had a post deleted as not suitable for a family friendly forum. Sorry guys (and girls) 
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
The mtb men I see round here, all have very hairy legs. I think it's a legal requirement.
. It helps the mud stick to they're legs even more.
. It helps the mud stick to they're legs even more.
iandg
Legendary Member
- Location
- Dumfries and Galloway
(Try again) Does this count?
OP
OP
- Location
- Glasgow
I was actually going to gently pull you about that pic, but I didn't think it was my place.Aah.......... I've had a post deleted as not suitable for a family friendly forum. Sorry guys (and girls)
Our esteemed mod is ever vigilant
OP
OP
- Location
- Glasgow
Noooo! No lycra!
iandg
Legendary Member
- Location
- Dumfries and Galloway
