Mr Onan..

yenrod · 6 Nov 2007

Does not live in Indonesia or he gets the local female elemt to do it for him ! :biggrin:

zimzum42 · 6 Nov 2007

Have you got a fish tank?

domtyler · 6 Nov 2007

Like this one:

It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York :biggrin:

, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow :biggrin:

Dayvo · 6 Nov 2007

Or in Chester; you can kill a Welshman if he's found within the city walls after midnight!
So 10:00 am the next morning counts, does it? :biggrin:

yenrod · 6 Nov 2007

Well I'm keeping my eyes peeled for a woman who works in a trpical fish shop walking around topless :biggrin:

snorri · 6 Nov 2007

yenrod said:
Well I'm keeping my eyes peeled for a woman who works in a trpical fish shop walking around topless

Methinks there's more topless women than tropical fish shops in Liverpool yenrod :biggrin:

Johnny Thin · 7 Nov 2007

domtyler said:
Like this one:

It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York , but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

That's easy - first shove the arrow up his @rse, then strangle him with the bow.

papercorn2000 · 7 Nov 2007

I was in York a few weeks ago. I tell you, talk about living on the edge. I had to disguise my accent!