Mrs Postman attacked.

[postman]

What with the fall at work then a week off work with a damaged nose which is ok now.She was attacked from behind by one vile ugly brute who sneaked up on her.Then four of his cowardly mates joined in,while she was in shock.We had just bought a lovely ice cream from the same shop we bought our ice cream tubs from last night,a place near the pier in Whitby,when a seagull attacked her and took the cornet from her hand,as it hit the deck all hell broke loose a total of five of them fought over it,wings and feet everywhere nasty vermin ugly vile things they are.Mrs Postman is ok she let rip a few choice words and then bought another cornet.

 

[Drago]

Holy Trump. It's not safe to go out any more. Damn commie avian thugs.

 

[Tail End Charlie]

What flavour ice cream was it?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Saw the exact same attack last year but that time it was fish & chips with the victim being an 8 year old

 

[wheresthetorch]

I fell for the first bit. I must be a bit gullible . . .

 

[PeteXXX]

And if you tw*tted one of them with an oar from a nearby dinghy, you'd have the been up in front of the beak!!

 

[Slick]

How's the bike?

 

[matiz]

It's a daily occurrence down here it's best to not get into a flap about it.

 

[Drago]

Stone the crows, that was a narrow squark.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Saw the exact same attack last year but that time it was fish & chips with the victim being an 8 year old

Ouch. Those seagulls aren't much smaller than an eight year old...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

This type of crime is taking off.

 

[byegad]

We saw an identical attack in Whitby two weeks ago. Poor lady lost the whole ball of ice-cream but was left with the cone.

 

[wheresthetorch]

This could take a tern for the worst . . .

 

[perplexed]

She should've ducked...

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

It’s quackers.