Mrs Postman attacked.

[postman]

She should've ducked...

As it 'appens we are going out tomorrow night to an Italian place here in Whitby and Mrs Postman is having duck.I am thinking about a large very large pizza.

 

[Drago]

You should send them the bill, try and claw something back. That'll talon.

 

[HLaB]

Stone the crows, that was a narrow squark.

The crows are innocent, it was the seagulls

 

[Drago]

This whole affair has caused a right flap. The offenders need bringing down to earth. A prison sentence wingspanning at least 5 years is deserved.




Nearly as bad as the fish puns, eh?

 

[tyred]

A good few years ago now, I was sitting at Portree Harbour on the Isle of Skye on a lovely summer's evening, recovering from my own fight to keep possession of my fish and chips, I watched a German guy return to his car with a hot dog sitting on a napkin. He placed it on the car roof while he unlocked the door but as he was doing so, a bird swooped in with incredible speed and went off with the sausage. I could see it was going to happen and shouted to him but it all happened so quickly. That is how I learned to swear in German....

 

[Cuchilo]

A good few years ago now, I was sitting at Portree Harbour on the Isle of Skye on a lovely summer's evening, recovering from my own fight to keep possession of my fish and chips, I watched a German guy return to his car with a hot dog sitting on a napkin. He placed it on the car roof while he unlocked the door but as he was doing so, a bird swooped in with incredible speed and went off with the sausage. I could see it was going to happen and shouted to him but it all happened so quickly. That is how I learned to swear in German....

I hate to tell you this but saying " Dam you birds , now i need to go back to the man to get more sausage " Isn't swearing in German

 

[Drago]

Was the birds name Stuka?

 

[Mugshot]

Someone I know had a boat in one of the local harbours, following a busy day painting the cab and gunwales bright blue my friend and the co owners retired for the evening, forgetting the sandwiches they had left on deck. The gulls had a feast, unfortunately the other boat owners were not as impressed as the birds and my mate got drummed out and had to find somewhere else to moor up.

 

[matiz]

This whole affair has caused a right flap. The offenders need bringing down to earth. A prison sentence wingspanning at least 5 years is deserved.

I agree the old bill need egging on to perform a dawn swoop.




Nearly as bad as the fish puns, eh?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I keep saying that seagulls should not watch violent films like Hitchcocks's "The Birds"

 

[steveindenmark]

The seagulls in Withernsea are far more civilised. Mrs Postman must have thought she was in a scene from Hitchcock The Birds.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Hope Mrs P is ok after her nasty Tern?

 

[pawl]

I have consulted the local spiritualist It was Alfred Hitchcock returned as a ice cream mugging sea gull.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

This whole affair has caused a right flap. The offenders need bringing down to earth. A prison sentence wingspanning at least 5 years is deserved.




Nearly as bad as the fish puns, eh?

You're winging it now.....

 

[Drago]

I know, I know, my puns are pure guano.