Mundane News

[Smithbat]

I am sat here with my bowl of porridge (the breakfast of champions) trying not to move too much. We did a lot of core work in pilates yesterday and I hurt!

 

[User19783]

I've just downloaded my fitness pal app,
So far I have consumed 940cals
(My goal is 2300cals a day)
And I've only had breakfast,
it's going to be a tough day.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Actually perhaps it wasn't disdain but horror.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I've just downloaded my fitness pal app,
So far I have consumed 940cals
(My goal is 2300cals a day)
And I've only had breakfast,
it's going to be a tough day.

A 940cal breakfast

What did you eat, a whole pig?

 

[tyred]

Shouldn't that be:

I have an empty packet of Maynard's wine gums. Don't know where the sweets went

 

[EltonFrog]

I've just downloaded my fitness pal app,
So far I have consumed 940cals
(My goal is 2300cals a day)
And I've only had breakfast,
it's going to be a tough day.

I have just reinstated my fitness pal app I haven't used it for ages, time to lose a stone in weight. 940 cal seems quite a lot for a breakfast

A 940cal breakfast

What did you eat, a whole pig?

That actually made me laugh out loud .

 

[hopless500]

I was going to cry off the ride from Canterbury to Sandwich next weekend and just go straight there from Deal as I've not cycled for weeks and weeks. However Mr Google says it is 16 miles. I think I'll probably cope. Just slowly
Edit/ more slowly than normal.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I was going to cry off the ride from Canterbury to Sandwich next weekend and just go straight there from Deal as I've not cycled for weeks and weeks. However Mr Google says it is 16 miles. I think I'll probably cope. Just slowly
Edit/ more slowly than normal.

Neither have I well not much. You cannot cry off that would be appalling plus it's virtually flat.

 

[User19783]

A 940cal breakfast

What did you eat, a whole pig?

I wish,

The sad fact is, it was a boring breaky,cereals nuts seeds fruit and good oils also milk,
Guess I must cut down on the portin size,

 

[coffeejo]

I thought Hills slept naked....


Those weren't looks of disdain - but lust.

 

[coffeejo]

I hope she is home and tucked up dry. I am off to see the force medical officer today and then collect the Brompton.

By the time I get home this afternoon she will be fast asleep on her window cushion.......... I hope.

She'll be there. If you're lucky she may have left you a present on the cleanest, most visible bit of carpet.

 

[hopless500]

Neither have I well not much. You cannot cry off that would be appalling plus it's virtually flat.

virtually??
So how many hills are there then?

 

[Hill Wimp]

virtually??
So how many hills are there then?

Hardly any

 

[hopless500]

She'll be there. If you're lucky she may have left you a present on the cleanest, most visible bit of carpet.

I have come down to find a headless, slightly chewed mouse on a clean rug.
Then as I put the kettle on, from behind me came that lovely upchucking noise that cats make. Jasper has thrown up all over the floor. Fortunately he saw fit to do it in the kitchen. Pamments are at least easily cleaned.

 

[hopless500]

Hardly any