Mundane News

[Saluki]

I have tonsils the size of golf balls. Joy oh joy oh joy

 

[vernon]

I'm going to be spending my first week of retirement in Budapest.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I have plans to reheat my lasagna from yesterday, repeated by popular demand.

 

[raleighnut]

Just out of curiosity are those Burmese cats?

Shaun

No they're just moggies although Merlin (the one closest to the fire) is 'part oriental' according to the rescue centre we got him from (and he already had the name when we got him but he normally gets referred to as 'the lad')

 

[classic33]

Nope. There are 12 days of Christmas. Today, 1st of Jan, is the eighth.

That would mean not counting the 6th January.

 

[vernon]

I'm struggling with this morning's breakfast of four Rice Crispies

 

[Hill Wimp]

Cup of tea in bed today

 

[summerdays]

Mine has just arrived

 

[Hill Wimp]

I really do need to persevere with training the cat to make mine.

 

[vernon]

I have tonsils the size of golf balls. Joy oh joy oh joy

Perfect condition to go clubbing.

 

[vernon]

In Finchley at the moment and we've just had a power cut.

Did your buttler gamble away the money for the electricity bill?

 

[vernon]

No milk? Wot, are you on a diet?

I'm sucking them.

 

[Aperitif]

In Finchley at the moment and we've just had a power cut.

Power problems in Finchley are often due to 'A faulty one'

 

[Aperitif]

Perfect condition to go clubbing.

Even better when one is below par!

 

[GM]

The puns this morning are right up my street!

BTW having tea in bed