Mundane News

[potsy]

Here too, or it could be terrorists.

Making that text smaller does not make the 'joke' any less distasteful, second time it's been used on this thread today and the second person who should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[mybike]

Making that text smaller does not make the 'joke' any less distasteful, second time it's been used on this thread today and the second person who should be ashamed of themselves.

It wasn't a joke but a reflection on the comment heard during the day by a witness. My feelings are that those setting off fireworks today should probably have used their noggin.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

turbo trainer

No way I'm afraid - I'd rather get a soaking

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Waitrose cafe have stopped selling dairy free cakes because it's Christmas and they are now on the Christmas menu. I'm not impressed. I'm going to leave the country as a protest*. It's not fair. I like my coconut and raspberry slice on a Saturday morning.




*but not until after Christmas. Apparently I have to stay a touch longer...

 

[mybike]

Waitrose cafe have stopped selling dairy free cakes because it's Christmas and they are now on the Christmas menu. I'm not impressed. I'm going to leave the country as a protest*. It's not fair. I like my coconut and raspberry slice on a Saturday morning.




*but not until after Christmas. Apparently I have to stay a touch longer...

Reminds me of a certain training establishment in Staffordshire. The quality of the food plummeted just before Christmas but the Christmas lunch was reasonable.

 

[slowmotion]

The 10mm diameter blister on my hand just burst. It had been there for the last five days and I had been studying it carefully.

 

[vernon]

The 10mm diameter blister on my hand just burst. It had been there for the last five days and I had been studying it carefully.

You managed to resist sticking a needle into it?

I admire your restraint.

 

[speccy1]

I put some unused kitchen gadgets up in the loft...............

Cleaned a dirty mark off the door jam

And oiled the runners on my garage door..................

 

[speccy1]

Reminds me of a certain training establishment in Staffordshire. The quality of the food plummeted just before Christmas but the Christmas lunch was reasonable.

Spent the first half of this week in Hemel, the "all you can eat" Chinese is great!!

 

[speccy1]

Apparently it is still bonfire night.

Yes I`ve noticed that too

 

[potsy]

Oh I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning, I hate Monday's

 

[vernon]

I've just had a medicinal absinthe.

 

[vernon]

Making that text smaller does not make the 'joke' any less distasteful, second time it's been used on this thread today and the second person who should be ashamed of themselves.

It was as funny as cancer.

 

[slowmotion]

You managed to resist sticking a needle into it?

I admire your restraint.

I never managed it before. Last weekend, I was working overhead with a hot-melt glue gun and dribbled some of the gloop onto the flesh at the base of my right thumb. I'm a veteran of these situations. If you have a blob of liquid plastic at 250 Centigrade on you, you want to get rid of it, but it isn't a good idea at all. First, you burn the ends of your fingers as you try and prise it off, and secondly, the blob comes off with a giant piece of burnt skin that it has just stuck to.
When it happened this time, I just sat at the top of the ladder and suffered while I went through the entire Urban Dictionary. It stayed intact for most of the last week, like a small clear plastic bag full of wee....and when I looked down today, it had gone.

 

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This morning in Coventry its dark, grey and blowing a hoolie, but its not raining, yet!