Mundane News

[Fab Foodie]

Safe flight, Fabbers

We were through T5 in record time.......just over 10 mins

We landed 20 mins early and like you, were through in a breeze. Bit of a change in temp though...

 

[Reynard]

I'm back!

Not the sight I wanted to be greeted with on my return - a 40ft conifer that's a good 2ft across at the base came crashing down in last week's gales, skittling two plum trees and half a cherry tree. Oh, and I have three other, fortunately smaller, trees to clear up as well.

Guess what my next job is?

 

[Reynard]

Just want to wish GWS to all of the lurgyfied / broken mundaners xxx Hope you all mend quickly.

 

[Reynard]

It is a sad day. Gwen has finally gone to join her brother. I thought that she was on the mend after finding a new food that she enjoyed eating. Sadly she stopped eating and went down hill rapidly.
I'm going to miss our cuddles.

This only popped up after I'd left so didn't see it. Sending you lots of from me and the furry girls xxx

 

[Gravity Aided]

Avert your eyes from this photo of a colleague's breakfast
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Potato cake from Arby's?

 

[Illaveago]

Morning. I'm sat in bed just about to go and make another hot drink. We have a confused Schrodie. He is looking into a mirror and seeing another room with people just like his servants waving at him. He turned round to see that we were doing exactly the same thing. You could see by the look on his face that he was puzzled.
He's now sat on the window sill looking out. That's much simpler.

 

[Illaveago]

Just leaving Rome!

Is this developing into Bond movie with you hot on the trail of the arch villain Rocky ?

 

[Illaveago]

There is a red sunrise and it is raining. It was bone dry when I looked out earlier !

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There is a red sunrise and it is raining. It was bone dry when I looked out earlier !

Bone dry here, the rain that was forecast for this morning is now forecast for this afternoon, I feel a bike ride coming on.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

When the tumble dryer has finished it sings "doh, ray, me, far."
I usually have to finish the rest of the song. As I don't sound very much like Julie Andrews, (not at all, actually), I usually sing under my breath.

My bluetooth speaker does similar when its switched on, my bluetooth headphones just says very loudly "power on"

 

[mybike]

When the tumble dryer has finished it sings "doh, ray, me, far."
I usually have to finish the rest of the song. As I don't sound very much like Julie Andrews, (not at all, actually), I usually sing under my breath.

Our washing machine does a knock knock. I still have to remind myself its not someone at the door.

 

[Illaveago]

I'm back!

Not the sight I wanted to be greeted with on my return - a 40ft conifer that's a good 2ft across at the base came crashing down in last week's gales, skittling two plum trees and half a cherry tree. Oh, and I have three other, fortunately smaller, trees to clear up as well.

Guess what my next job is?

Oh dear ! Can the fruit trees be saved ?

 

[PeteXXX]

I didn’t put enough milk on my Cornflakes this morning.
I had to get some more from the refrigerator. Wasn’t quite sure of the most time efficient way to do it though...
Go and get the milk, pour it, then take it back to the refrigerator, take the bowl to the refrigerator and pour some on then carry the bowl back to the table, or (the option I went with,) put the bowl on the work surface then get the milk, use and return it, then take the Cornflakes back to the table to finish eating them.

 

[alicat]

Replaced the wrong bulb in my car. Whoops!

 

[midlife]

I didn’t put enough milk on my Cornflakes this morning.
I had to get some more from the refrigerator. Wasn’t quite sure of the most time efficient way to do it though...
Go and get the milk, pour it, then take it back to the refrigerator, take the bowl to the refrigerator and pour some on then carry the bowl back to the table, or (the option I went with,) put the bowl on the work surface then get the milk, use and return it, then take the Cornflakes back to the table to finish eating them.

None of the above.....sit where you are and throw excess cornflakes onto the floor to improve the cornflake to milk ratio

When walking around later you can imagine you are in an autumn forrest walking through dried leaves.