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woodbutcher

Veteran
Location
S W France
Does it matter? Or should that be, Does it batter?
Pollock, cod or salmon?
Fingers ?
 
There are no advantages of being a slave of a cat

Well, I'm now sat here with a purry, furry, self-heating hot water bottle curled around my shoulders. How could that not be classed as an advantage?

Other advantages are as follows:

1) Rodent control officer
2) Food quality control officer
3) Paper shredder
4) Ghostbuster (under bed / in bath plug hole)
5) Personal weather station
6) Team mate for games of carpet football / carpet rugby
7) Personal groomer

There may be other advanteges depending on what model of cat you are owned by.
 
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Katherine

Katherine

Guru
Moderator
Location
Manchester
I booked a spinning class for 9 o'clock tomorrow morning. I think I need my head examining. I've only done evening classes so far.
 
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