Mundane News

[Slioch]

I had a dream last that I had breakfast in the last Little Chef in the country.

I remember their Olympic Breakfasts being reasonably decent. There used to be a Little Chef 50 miles up the A1 that we always used to stop at whenever we were travelling up to Scotland, and treating ourselves to a full cooked breakfast was a treat we always looked forwards to.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Close, it was so busy I couldn’t get service.


This is true. About 15 years ago I was in the Little Chef in Bicester, I ordered an Early Starter ( English breakfast) and the server told me they had run out of eggs. I asked what should I have instead, and without a hint of irony she said “an omelette”.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Marital quiz time.
I had a slight cold last week - now recovered.
Mrs S has a full blown head cold which has developed today.
Guess who is now in the dog house?

That sounds about right

 

[Illaveago]

Bank sells books?

Yes we were a bit surprised, but it was a charity thing. Very nice books.

 

[EltonFrog]

Yes we were a bit surprised, but it was a charity thing. Very nice books.

TSB does it too, and DVDs.

 

[Illaveago]

It is a wet morning. Rain!

No post last night. Not even in the early hours! I wonder where it is now ?

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've just been watching a music documentary video where they said "Watford in London". That's like saying Accrington in Manchester!

Watch on 3 mins 20 secs.

 

[biggs682]

That was a nice crispy bacon roll this morning

 

[woodbutcher]

The younger of my two pointers crapped on the living room floor this morning and then bit the end off the other dogs retractable lead .
I wonder if he is trying to tell me something that l don't already know? i.e. that he is a little bas***rd

 

[mybike]

My first fishpie is in the oven, the excitement mounts.

 

[Salty seadog]

MrsPete's Walnut Whip was walnutless!!
No walnut had been placed on the top!!

Sir, that is an outrage, write to your MP.

 

[Lullabelle]

This morning a driver called because he couldn't stop outside the factory so decided to turn around and try again, he was a bit lost so I guided him round to where he needed to be, apparently I am the best sat-nav he has ever had

 

[biggs682]

So what is all this banks selling books and dvd's about my online bank don't offer those kind of rewards

 

[PeteXXX]

The inside sole of my offside slipper has come away and got all rucked up. Most uncomfortable!

You'd of thought that, for £3.50,they'd have lasted more than four months...

 

[EltonFrog]

I’ve been for another run. I wish the wind would go away.