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Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Katherine, 1 Nov 2016.

  1. Reynard

    Reynard Veteran

    Location:
    Cambridgeshire, UK
    The home ec room at school had a surprising amount of sharp pointy things. And good things for doing other kinds of bodily damage...
     
  2. One place I worked the Chef and I were both keen jugglers and we could both juggle clubs.

    I forget how we realised this, but one day we found that most large kitchen knives are weighted about the same as a club...
     
  3. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Sewing needles!

    One class room I wasn't allowed to enter and move away from the desk. I don't think they trusted me.
     
  4. Reynard

    Reynard Veteran

    Location:
    Cambridgeshire, UK
    But with more of a motivation to catch them, undoubtedly. By the handle, that is... ;)
     
  5. deptfordmarmoset

    deptfordmarmoset Full time tea drinker

    Location:
    Armonmy Way
    A 50p piece just fell out of my left trouser leg. As I keep cash in my right trouser pocket, this is puzzling. I may have to sleep on how it happened.
     
  6. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Heads?
     
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  7. Reynard

    Reynard Veteran

    Location:
    Cambridgeshire, UK
    Some kind of wormhole between your pockets?

    Or you just might have put the 50p in the wrong pocket.
     
  8. Reynard

    Reynard Veteran

    Location:
    Cambridgeshire, UK
    I have finished taking a pen for a walk across a piece of paper.

    Time for a :cuppa: methinks...
     
  9. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Were you filling in the risk assesment for pen usage?
     
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  10. Reynard

    Reynard Veteran

    Location:
    Cambridgeshire, UK
    :unsure:

    Was there supposed to be a form?

    Never mind that, I have a very fine cup of tea. Can't face dessert after tonight's dinner...

    Roast bone-in loin joint of pork with crackling, roasties and buttered red cabbage. :hungry:
     
  11. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Pens can be dangerous.
     
  12. Reynard

    Reynard Veteran

    Location:
    Cambridgeshire, UK
    Well, the pen *IS* mightier than the sword ;)

    Although as a fencer, I can say that one can do a fair bit of damage with an epee. I have the scars to prove it. :blush:
     
  13. Reynard

    Reynard Veteran

    Location:
    Cambridgeshire, UK
    And so to bed, perchance to dream...
     
  14. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    The latter has a range of safety equipment to help prevent injury though. When did you last get any safety equipment for using a pen?
     
  15. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    "- ay, there's the rub, for in this sleep of death what dreams may come…”

    Or,
    "They say a dream takes only a second or so, and yet in that second a man can live a lifetime. He can suffer and die, and who's to say which is the greater reality: the one we know or the one in dreams, between heaven, the sky, the earth..."
     
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