Mundane News

[Accy cyclist]

I've just been up to the park/garden up the road to water and feed the two palm trees there,only to find that some bas..rds have smashed the bench with the container box underneath. Last year they smashed the wooden seats and table up. A bit of warm weather and the dickheads certainly come out!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I think the young Italians in the house next door are recreating Glastonbury in their garden. Dense clouds of skunk smoke keep drifting over the fence. It's quite pleasant.

Wow,i could just smoke a Camberwell carrot right now, after my shock!!

 

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Wow,i could just smoke a Camberwell carrot right now, after my shock!!

They usually start at breakfast time with a lot of dopers' coughing. By this time of night, they are comatose and as quiet as church mice. The best thing is that they speak Italian and I can't understand a word of what they say.

 

[Andy in Germany]

There was a queue outside the bakery this morning. At 8am on a Sunday morning.

Honestly...

 

[Illaveago]

Morning. I feel so honoured ! I just got up to make another and discovered a Schrodie lying on his back blocking the way ! I had to do the only thing available and stroke his tummy !

 

[Levo-Lon]

The fat that holds the bird feed blocks together is already melting..
Moto gp assen.. Its not raining!!!

 

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Pipes under sink have leaked woke up to a flooded kitchen

 

[Speicher]

Morning. I feel so honoured ! I just got up to make another and discovered a Schrodie lying on his back blocking the way ! I had to do the only thing available and stroke his tummy !

Stroking the tummies of either Bob or Kizzy is not advisable. They have very sharp claws.

Kizzy has recently decided that it is possible to sit on me, and have lot of strokes of her head and back. She has only taken two years to decide that she can do this.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Oh how I love standing outside shops waiting for them to open at 10am

 

[Speicher]

Nearly all the shops here are closed all day on Sunday. The Tesco Express is the exception. Some are closed on Mondays, and some have half day closing on Thursday.

Remind me what decade we are in here?

The upside of living on a hill at the edge of town, is the breezes off the distant other hills.

The downside is the occasional lack of water pressure.

It is possible (as I found out yesterday evening) to have a very shribbley dower using just about a pint of water. You can also freshen up your hair, by rubbing a damp facecloth over it, and then drying it with a dry facecloth.

 

[marinyork]

Nearly all the shops here are closed all day on Sunday. The Tesco Express is the exception. Some are closed on Mondays, and some have half day closing on Thursday.

Remind me what decade we are in here?

My mum would find it fascinating you still have a half day there.

 

[Illaveago]

Stroking the tummies of either Bob or Kizzy is not advisable. They have very sharp claws.

Kizzy has recently decided that it is possible to sit on me, and have lot of strokes of her head and back. She has only taken two years to decide that she can do this.

A fast worker then ?

 

[raleighnut]

My mum would find it fascinating you still have a half day there.

There's a local Newsagent/Grocers that still shuts for half a day on Wednesday, they also close for lunch between 1 and 2:30 on weekdays.

 

[Illaveago]

I can remember early cloning on Wednesdays !

 

[Andy in Germany]

Nearly all the shops here are closed all day on Sunday. The Tesco Express is the exception. Some are closed on Mondays, and some have half day closing on Thursday.

Remind me what decade we are in here?

Everything closes on a Sunday here: currently the centre of the village looks like a ghost town.

Great cycling though...