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[Reynard]

Isn't that something to do with showing how popular different theatrical shows are at Christmas time?

Oh no it isn't!!!

 

[Speicher]

I'm trying to think of a pun using pantograph and catenary but my brain seems to have been shunted up the sidings...

Ten cats?

 

[Reynard]

Ten cats?

Surely that's a decafelis...

 

[classic33]

Right I'm off to bed before this gets any worse.

If I kept making more comments it'd only en-carriage you all and I want no truck with that.

Wait until she builds a decent head of steam up, she may even fly of the rails.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Isn't that something to do with showing how popular different theatrical shows are at Christmas time?

I thought pantography was about collecting signed underwear. Catenary is something to do with how your underwear hangs.

 

[Jenkins]

One last thought - a catenary sounds like the result of a laboratory experiment with a feline and a budgie.

(Sorry but the miserable constant drizzle all day seems to have got to me)

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

(Sorry but the miserable constant drizzle all day seems to have got to me)

Such a train of thought can prove terminal.

 

[Reynard]

One last thought - a catenary sounds like the result of a laboratory experiment with a feline and a budgie.

(Sorry but the miserable constant drizzle all day seems to have got to me)

You mean a bit like crossing a Collie with a Lhasa Apso...

And you get a Collapso...

 

[classic33]

I bought some buffers, going cheap. In an end of line sale.

 

[Reynard]

I bought some buffers, going cheap. In an end of line sale.

What, the Circle Line?

 

[classic33]

What, the Circle Line?

You still a LNER?

 

[Reynard]

You still a LNER?

Far from it... You'll meet your Waterloo if you're not careful.

 

[classic33]

Far from it... You'll meet your Waterloo if you're not careful.

You a fan of one liners and monorails?

 

[Reynard]

You a fan of one liners and monorails?

Mornington Crescent

 

[classic33]

Mornington Crescent

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