Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
What a beautiful day. Time to push a cucumber through next doors letterbox and shout the aliens are coming (* Ken Dodd quote)
Why'd you fit a wheelbarrow to your leaf blower?
I’ve had scrambled eggs for breakfast, with toast, I don’t like the eggs on the toast, they make the toast soggy you see, soggy toast is something up with which I am not prepared to put.
Quite right too.I'm on my mid ride coffee stop at the garden centre in Countersthorpe, here they put the toast on one side of the plate and the eggs on the other side.
Not if one is the underside !Quite right too.
The local Aldi was nice and quiet this morning.I’m going down the shop
I’m going up market, I’m in M&S for a loop de loop and a cup of molten.The local Aldi was nice and quiet this morning.
Unless you're showing off your flying skills, I've no idea what a loop de loop is.I’m going up market, I’m in M&S for a loop de loop and a cup of molten.