Mundane News

[Jenkins]

I have just purchased next year's calendar: Warning - contains motorsport images

It's a good job I have a GCSE grade 1 in German so I know which month is which

 

[gbb]

I knew it was cold this morning, house temperature was 13 degrees, that makes you get dressed quick

 

[gbb]

We heard him rummaging for peanuts in my waste paper basket as we were enjoying our pork joint. We crept up the stairs and eventually he shot out of his hiding place and disappeared through a crack in the skirting.
Well, a formal declaration of war has been made, the traps are baited, and his days are numbered. Silly boy.

Treat their presence seriously (you seem to be anyway).
We had a mouse under the kitchen cupboards....trap laid, got him...then 16 more over the next few days

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

I knew it was cold this morning, house temperature was 13 degrees, that makes you get dressed quick

I’ve just turned up the thermostat.

 

[EltonFrog]

Bleuuughhh. Morning. Gluuuuedrrggg.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Looks like a wild one today, frosty dry start.

 

[biggs682]

I knew it was cold this morning, house temperature was 13 degrees, that makes you get dressed quick

Hope you warmed up your y fronts first before wearing them !!

Back to work for me today

 

[Illaveago]

Morning!
Rain here. If it continues I will wash my car .

 

[Threevok]

As Cookie has left the tree alone this year, Mrs V thought it was a good idea to wrap the kids Xmas jim-jams and put them under the tree for Christmas Eve.

Big mistake - paper everywhere this morning

 

[PeteXXX]

MrsPete opened and closed the back door while my Victoria sponge is in the oven!
I hope it doesn't go flat

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Utility room key has broken off a bit, so can't get to bikes. Key had code on it, and is mostly intact so hopefully a replacement can be cut. At the moment it's the worst mundane news in the world.

 

[fossyant]

Utility room key has broken off a bit, so can't get to bikes. Key had code on it, and is mostly intact so hopefully a replacement can be cut. At the moment it's the worst mundane news in the world.

As one fella didn't quite say '....blow the bloody doors off'

 

[Ming the Merciless]

As one fella didn't quite say '....blow the bloody doors off'

Could be a new phrase.

"He just Michael Cain'd the F**k out of the doors"

 

[Gravity Aided]

As one fella didn't quite say '....blow the bloody doors off'

Or just remove the pins from the hinges. We're talking bicycles here, access is an emergency matter.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Could be a new phrase.

"He just Michael Cain'd the F**k out of the doors"

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