Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
I’ve just had a little too much cheese and a few too many water biscuits.
Impossible. You can never have too much cheese.
Oh, and you want wheat crackers too, just the best to carry the cheese.
I've just had about 15 with a selection of extra mature cheddar, At Agur and a zesty goats cheese.