Illaveago
Guru
- Location
- Chippenham,Wiltshire.
How do you make a red bus greener ? 

tin of paint?How do you make a red bus greener ?![]()
I could say i had wondered where you was, but I would be telling porkiesI’m currently in a cafe on their broadband because we haven’t had a phone line or broadband for 48 hours and mobile phone and data is almost non existent.
Praise the Lord for small mercy'sErgo no marmalade on toast.![]()
No grill on the cooker ?Marmalade made.
Toaster broke at lunchtime.
Ergo no marmalade on toast.![]()
No grill on the cooker ?
.You know, like we used to toast bread
No grill on the cooker ?
.You know, like we used to toast bread
Blow torch!